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yanderidanampora:

yubi-shirataka:

just trust me.

((iTS GODDAMN 4:02 IN THE MORNING AND I WOKE MY FAMILY UP BECAUSE OF THIS))

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worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

Posted 1 hour ago

solluxxander:

clamjob:

lolitaspice:

Illuminati

why her arm longer than life

"Shit Yourself"

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 3 hours ago
chickensandwich:

how she do that

chickensandwich:

how she do that

(Source: neachi)

Posted 3 hours ago

schmemy:

Possibly the greatest moment of my entire life. He didn’t hear us. The windows were up. So clearly the only explanation is that his nerd heart resonated with our own nerd hearts. Believe it.

Posted 3 hours ago
sassiestnugget:

thank u bing for translating white boy

sassiestnugget:

thank u bing for translating white boy

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rideinthetardiswithme:

spidermashton:

tardis-mind-palace:

clockwork-foxes:

tumbllrisdumb:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I can take my shirt both ways easily, but I usually take it off like….

is this like the genderfluid or agender or something-gender way?

so the girl way

oookay then.

How about the boy way….

WWHAT AM I

Okay, I usually grab from the front of the collar not the back but for the purposes of science…

just grab and pull. Seriously.
Now the cross-arms way.

SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

THIS IS THE BEST POST IVE SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE

everyone looks confused when they do it the way there not used to

(Source: princessveroni)

Posted 3 hours ago

this hurts my heart

(Source: forgetzaynforever)

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amroyounes:

8 vegetables that you can regrow again and again.

Scallions

You can regrow scallions by leaving an inch attached to the roots and place them in a small glass with a little water in a well-lit room.

Garlic

When garlic begins to sprout, you can put them in a glass with a little water and grow garlic sprouts. The sprouts have a mild flavor than garlic and can be added to salads, pasta and other dishes.

Bok Choy

Bok choy can be regrown by placing the root end in water in a well-lit area. In 1-2 weeks , you can transplant it to a pot with soil and grow a full new head.

Carrots

Put carrot tops in a dish with a little water. Set the dish in a well-lit room or a window sill.  You’ll have carrot tops to use in salads. 

Basil

Put clippings from basil with 3 to 4-inch stems in a glass of water and place it in direct sunlight. When the roots are about 2 inches long, plant them in pots to and in time it will grow a full basil plant.

Celery

Cut off the base of the celery and place it in a saucer or shallow bowl of warm water in the sun. Leaves will begin to thicken and grow in the middle of the base, then transfer the celery to soil. 

Romaine Lettuce

Put romaine lettuce stumps in a 1/2 inch of water. Re-water to keep water level at 1/2 inch. After a few days, roots and new leaves will appear and you can transplant it into soil.

Cilantro

The stems of cilantro will grown when placed in a glass of water. Once the roots are long enough, plant them in a pot in a well-lit room. You will have a full plant in a few months.

Posted 4 hours ago

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.